"Sonic, I love you. You beautiful blue bastard!" - Me
My friend ben
"we did an experiment into fuel sources, my group was bored and found a spider under the desk, so we decided to see what burned longer a candle or a spider. the spider did actually, when the teacher saw it he said it was a cruel and horrific thing to do but as we had done it in a scientific way he had to give us an A"
"Sonic, I love you. You beautiful blue bastard!" - Me
"I'm a shadow one which no light may shine upon.. as long as you follow me you'll never see the day"
"He was too simple, too pure, he had nothing in this world to believe in so he believed only in his self. A man like that is only really looking for death"
Bacon: I wanna meet someone like me who has one eye a totally different colour than the other
Me: Ah ok
Bacon: then I'd start a special club with them
Bacon: and not let you in cause you got normal eyes!
Bacon: mwhar!
Me: D:
Bacon: shut up normal eyes!
"I''M A CHARGIN MA WINZORZZ" me when using samus's smash on brawl
While playing Rock band, after several rounds of incessant drum banging (because he sucks at drums) my brother turns to me and says "Give me that guitar I have had enough of this crap!"
"Fairy dust!" He said excitedly. He shut the trunk, then began collecting the dust, then the truth hit him. "Wait.. Fairies aren't allergic to their own dust! Your just trying to take my dust!" He said, putting all the dust in a pouch. "My magic. Now, who are you?"
~ Zalck
"Who's to say what is "proper"? What if it was agreed that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?"
~ Alice
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